Am I actually going to the mall today? On Labour Day? The sight of the crowd is going to make me vomit.
Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy.
"Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean I’m not right."
(me in my Huey Freeman mood)
"(S)he can tell I ain’t missin no meals."